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This was something going around the internet in 2014, I’m not sure on the original source. There does seem to be an updated version 
here now.
| What we say | What we mean |
|---|---|
| Horrible hack | Horrible hack that I didn’t write |
| Temporary workaround | Horrible hack that I wrote |
| It’s broken | There are bugs in your code |
| It has a few issues | There are bugs in my code |
| Obscure | Someone else’s code does not have comments |
| Self-documenting | My code doesn’t have comments |
| That’s why it’s an awesome language | It’s my favourite language and it’s really easy to do something in it |
| You’re thinking in the wrong mindset | It’s my favourite language and it’s really hard to do something in it |
| I can read this Perl script | I wrote this Perl script |
| I can’t read this Perl script | I didn’t write this Perl script |
| Bad structure | Someone else’s code is badly organised |
| Complex structure | My code is badly organised |
| Bug | The absence of a feature I like |
| Out of scope | The absence of a feature I don’t like |
| Clean solution | It works and I understand it |
| We need to rewrite it | It works but I don’t understand it |
| emacs is better than vi | It’s too peaceful here, lets start a flame war |
| vi is better than emacs | It’s too peaceful here, lets start a flame war |
| IMHO | You are wrong |
| Legacy code | It works, but no one knows how |
^X^Cquit^\[ESC][ESC]^C |
I don’t know how to quit vi |